The whipping boy of the group. Generally sweet-natured, gainfully
employed and enriched with protein shakes, he nevertheless cannot
figure out why every effort he makes to meet girls comes to nothing,
especially because he fancies himself quite the smooth-playing ladies
man. Yakob tries hard. When Sophie and Svetlana come over one night
though, all his issues come to the fore, and the final showdown between he and Trajan unfolds.